The Sheets are Immaculate

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The Wooden Runway I woke this morning with my usual sense of uselessness, I pulled myself together more or less and pulled my...
Balls Quandary Award Highly Commended: An Out of Body Experience Carbona, airplane glue and heroin are the Holy Trinity of  the drug addict. A goofball is seconal, nebutol and tuonals. ...
Balls Quandary Award Highly Commended: Skullhole So I was scratching my head. What can I say? It itched. It itched a lot. I read the label...
Balls Quandary Award Winner: The Black Man, the Chocolate and the Sound of Bells Mother? . Mother, the truck with the red crosses took you and you haven’t come back.  What should I do? Keep your eyes...
A Sichuan Compromise This is the way we type it to type it to type it good. This is the way we type...
A Montana Brazilian Remember the murmurs in the locker room, the gentle chiding about ‘natural hair color’? Pick up a Playboy or try...
Half-way back from the Gulf Twenty five cents to the dollar and sixty two pence from a third of the first fifty deductions offered pro-rata...
My grandmother wore glasses. She died. When I get my compo payout. I’m gonna live the high life. It’s just a soft-collar, made for two.
Conversations with Graeme Night time. An Australian balcony overlooking what would be the Pacific Ocean if you could see it in the dark....
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    Is it not Chance that decides whether the sun shines?

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    The Two Pornographies

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    If you can’t beat them, at least show them that you despise them.

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    If you’re waiting for your empire, you’ve waited too long.

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    Jazzman we thought you was a wolf ‘n shit!

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    Up the mountain, son

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    To the cage! To the cage!

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    The Man in the Grey Suit

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    Where is the love noodles

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    Mean Boy

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