The Shizzle
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Articles for your crotch and genitals like a big pair of shoulders sleeping in one corner of the room. A ragged Sunday influenza. Enjoy.
Updated each Sunday.Contributors
Contributions are welcome, but only a small amount can be accepted. 600 word minimum, approx 1000 word maximum. Lit fiction will only be considered if it's extraordinary. No poetry, sorry. Send writing in RTF or plain text format to: The Editor
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- Alasdair Beer (16)
- Aryan Kaganof (1)
- Cameron Kailash (1)
- Claire Baiz (1)
- Cry Bloxsome (17)
- Eric Schwartz (1)
- Robert Walton (1)
- Shmulick Ben-Zvy (15)
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Weather
Is it not Chance that decides whether the sun shines?
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Pornography
The Two Pornographies
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Reading
If you can’t beat them, at least show them that you despise them.
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The Universe
If you’re waiting for your empire, you’ve waited too long.
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Mortality
Jazzman we thought you was a wolf ‘n shit!
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Wealth
Up the mountain, son
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Love
To the cage! To the cage!
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Loneliness
The Man in the Grey Suit
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Love
Where is the love noodles
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Consumer Capitalism
Mean Boy
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