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We Are All Diseased I tried to write a novel once. It was the summer of 2007. I was living out of home for the...
LBF the film (teaser) LBF the film (Teaser) from XO films on Vimeo.
The Wooden Runway I woke this morning with my usual sense of uselessness, I pulled myself together more or less and pulled my...
Balls Quandary Award Highly Commended: An Out of Body Experience Carbona, airplane glue and heroin are the Holy Trinity of  the drug addict. A goofball is seconal, nebutol and tuonals. ...
Balls Quandary Award Highly Commended: Skullhole So I was scratching my head. What can I say? It itched. It itched a lot. I read the label...
Balls Quandary Award Winner: The Black Man, the Chocolate and the Sound of Bells Mother? . Mother, the truck with the red crosses took you and you haven’t come back.  What should I do? Keep your eyes...
A Sichuan Compromise This is the way we type it to type it to type it good. This is the way we type...
A Montana Brazilian Remember the murmurs in the locker room, the gentle chiding about ‘natural hair color’? Pick up a Playboy or try...
Half-way back from the Gulf Twenty five cents to the dollar and sixty two pence from a third of the first fifty deductions offered pro-rata...
  • We Are All Diseased2September 15, 2010

    We Are All Diseased

    I tried to write a novel once. It was the summer of 2007. I was living out of home for the...
  • LBF the film (teaser)0September 13, 2010

    LBF the film (teaser)

    LBF the film (Teaser) from XO films on Vimeo.
  • The Wooden Runway0September 5, 2010

    The Wooden Runway

    I woke this morning with my usual sense of uselessness, I pulled myself together more or less and pulled my...
  • Balls Quandary Award Highly Commended: An Out of Body Experience0August 23, 2010

    Balls Quandary Award Highly Commended: An Out of Body Experience

    Carbona, airplane glue and heroin are the Holy Trinity of  the drug addict. A goofball is seconal, nebutol and tuonals. ...
  • Balls Quandary Award Highly Commended: Skullhole0August 23, 2010

    Balls Quandary Award Highly Commended: Skullhole

    So I was scratching my head. What can I say? It itched. It itched a lot. I read the label...
  • Balls Quandary Award Winner: The Black Man, the Chocolate and the Sound of Bells1August 9, 2010

    Balls Quandary Award Winner: The Black Man, the Chocolate and the Sound of Bells

    Mother? . Mother, the truck with the red crosses took you and you haven’t come back.  What should I do? Keep your eyes...
  • A Sichuan Compromise2August 2, 2010

    A Sichuan Compromise

    This is the way we type it to type it to type it good. This is the way we type...
  • A Montana Brazilian3July 17, 2010

    A Montana Brazilian

    Remember the murmurs in the locker room, the gentle chiding about ‘natural hair color’? Pick up a Playboy or try...
  • Half-way back from the Gulf1July 6, 2010

    Half-way back from the Gulf

    Twenty five cents to the dollar and sixty two pence from a third of the first fifty deductions offered pro-rata...
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    We Are All Diseased

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    LBF the film (teaser)

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    The Wooden Runway

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    Balls Quandary Award Highly Commended: An Out of Body Experience

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    Balls Quandary Award Highly Commended: Skullhole

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    Balls Quandary Award Winner: The Black Man, the Chocolate and the Sound of Bells

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    A Sichuan Compromise

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    A Montana Brazilian

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    Half-way back from the Gulf

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    My grandmother wore glasses. She died.

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