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Articles for your crotch and genitals like a big pair of shoulders sleeping in one corner of the room. A ragged Sunday influenza. Enjoy.
Updated each Sunday.Contributors
Contributions are welcome, but only a small amount can be accepted. 600 word minimum, approx 1000 word maximum. Articles must make some reference to the given topic of the week. Lit fiction will only be considered if it's extraordinary. No poetry, sorry. Send writing in RTF or plain text format to: The Editor
Topics for the next 5 weeks…
Civilisation / Mortality / Suburbs / Loneliness / Boredom
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- Alasdair Beer (12)
- Cry Bloxsome (11)
- Samuel Lieblich (8)
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Loneliness v. Social Life
Certain mornings one just wakes up badly; even if one had a healthy dinner and read a book of Stoic... -
A Fine Bureau
Sure you facilitated intra-species cooperation and ensured human dominance of the earth… But what have you done for me lately? Share... -
The Ornithologists
I should have more to do on a Thursday afternoon than sit outside a cafe and watch girls go by.... -
Mr Vain
Perth isn’t much to look at when divided into suburbs: a piecemeal composition, the sum of which is a city... -
Well done, Daniel
By age seventeen the mothers are howling from the sideline for their sons to do damage to other sons. But,... -
The Last Five Breaths
It doesn’t take much depth of thought to see that one’s life is interesting. However, that adjective should not be... -
Flogging the Dolphin
By the age of twelve I was masturbating frequently and surreptitiously. Every Saturday after baseball I would search the West... -
It’s Probably Me
I was five when I realised we were all going to die. Lying in my nan’s spare bedroom, turning under sheets... -
A Life Less Painful
Civilisation results from an increase in technology that allows one privileged class to dominate all others and perpetuate a whole...
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Loneliness
Loneliness v. Social Life
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Civilisation
A Fine Bureau
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Sex
The Ornithologists
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Suburbs
Mr Vain
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Suburbs
Well done, Daniel
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Mortality
The Last Five Breaths
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Sex
Flogging the Dolphin
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Mortality
It’s Probably Me
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Civilisation
A Life Less Painful
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Cloning
It’s a love letter babydoll.
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