The Shizzle
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Articles for your crotch and genitals like a big pair of shoulders sleeping in one corner of the room. A ragged Sunday influenza. Enjoy.
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A Montana Brazilian
Remember the murmurs in the locker room, the gentle chiding about ‘natural hair color’? Pick up a Playboy or try... -
Half-way back from the Gulf
Twenty five cents to the dollar and sixty two pence from a third of the first fifty deductions offered pro-rata... -
My grandmother wore glasses. She died.
When I get my compo payout. I’m gonna live the high life. It’s just a soft-collar, made for two. -
Conversations with Graeme
Night time. An Australian balcony overlooking what would be the Pacific Ocean if you could see it in the dark.... -
Spitting at the Sky: Putting the ‘Zen’ in ‘Shizen’
Took it then we split it, fucking right we did it… -
Is it not Chance that decides whether the sun shines?
Mike Tyson on his breakfast ritual: I hate canoli. I’ve had engagments with canoli, I’ve got canoli experience, I ain’t... -
The Two Pornographies
Søren Kierkegaard, the Danish philosopher, was finally able to state, in the mid-nineteenth century, that God had come but had... -
If you can’t beat them, at least show them that you despise them.
Written for Alice Fenton XOX . I don’t read anything but philosophy anymore, and I’m not able to read more than five... -
If you’re waiting for your empire, you’ve waited too long.
My boyfriend’s in the garden design industry. With him it was always sex, sex and horticulture. Much as it is...
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Shaving
A Montana Brazilian
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Suburbs
Half-way back from the Gulf
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Individuality
My grandmother wore glasses. She died.
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The Universe
Conversations with Graeme
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Love
Spitting at the Sky: Putting the ‘Zen’ in ‘Shizen’
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Weather
Is it not Chance that decides whether the sun shines?
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Pornography
The Two Pornographies
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Reading
If you can’t beat them, at least show them that you despise them.
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The Universe
If you’re waiting for your empire, you’ve waited too long.
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Mortality
Jazzman we thought you was a wolf ‘n shit!
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