The Sheets are Immaculate | but everything else is stained

2September 15, 2010
We Are All Diseased

I tried to write a novel once. It was the summer of 2007. I was living out of home for the...
0September 13, 2010
LBF the film (teaser)

LBF the film (Teaser) from XO films on Vimeo.
0September 5, 2010
The Wooden Runway

I woke this morning with my usual sense of uselessness, I pulled myself together more or less and pulled my...
0August 23, 2010
Balls Quandary Award Highly Commended: An Out of Body Experience

Carbona, airplane glue and heroin are the Holy Trinity of the drug addict. A goofball is seconal, nebutol and tuonals. ...
0August 23, 2010
Balls Quandary Award Highly Commended: Skullhole

So I was scratching my head. What can I say? It itched. It itched a lot. I read the label...
1August 9, 2010
Balls Quandary Award Winner: The Black Man, the Chocolate and the Sound of Bells

Mother? . Mother, the truck with the red crosses took you and you haven’t come back. What should I do? Keep your eyes...
2August 2, 2010
A Sichuan Compromise

This is the way we type it to type it to type it good. This is the way we type...
3July 17, 2010
A Montana Brazilian

Remember the murmurs in the locker room, the gentle chiding about ‘natural hair color’? Pick up a Playboy or try...
1July 6, 2010
Half-way back from the Gulf

Twenty five cents to the dollar and sixty two pence from a third of the first fifty deductions offered pro-rata...

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